(To the tune of "Jesus Put This Song Into Our Hearts")

Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song,
Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song,
You just make the words up as you go along,
Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song.

Graham Kendrick leaves out all the [CLAP] crucial beats,
Graham Kendrick leaves out all the [CLAP] crucial beats,
So instead of singing you can [STAMP] stamp your feet,
Graham Kendrick leaves out all the [CLAP] crucial beats.

Take a verse from Psalms or a mi-nor prophet,
Take a verse from Psalms or a mi-nor prophet,
Make it so obscure no-one knows quite which bit,
Take a verse from Psalms or a mi-nor prophet.

Put it in a key the guitar-ist can't play,
Put it in a key the guitar-ist can't play,
I'll learn C-sharp dim minor seven in a day
Put it in a key the guitar-ist can't play,

The stress-ing of the syl-lab-les does-n't mat-ter,
The stress-ing of the syl-lab-les does-n't mat-ter,
Put some extra words in if the line isn't quite long enough for what you
want,
The stress-ing of the syl-lab-.........les does-n't mat-ter,

Graham taught us how to sing in harmony,
Graham taught us how to sing in harmony,
Even if it's very like the melody,
Graham taught us how to sing in harmony.

As you go throughout the song you get faster,
As you go throughout the song you get faster,
Pianist won't keep up, but who cares about her,
As you go throughout the song you get faster.

Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song,
Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song,
When you think you've reached the end, well that's where you're wrong,
Anyone can write a Graham Kendrick song.

Pick your favourite verse and sing it once again,
Pick your favourite verse and sing it once again,
That's the way you'll know when you've reached the end,
Pick your favourite verse and sing it once again